Guy: Soooo you’re super beautiful. Interested in chatting? Hope to hear from you soon! 🙂

Me: Thanks! So where is X town? Note: this is a town of 8,000 residents. Not London.

Guy: It’s about 20 minutes north of Philly.

Guy: Don’t get out much lolol? Note: so tickled by his own joke he laughed out loud, out loud

Me: I don’t go north much.

Guy: wow, you live in a bubble…i’ve been all over america and the world. i hope you get a chance to get out and go outside of your dirty crime ridden old rusted city (and instead visit the Wal Mart in your suburb?)…bye close minded bitch