The Three Levels of Bumble Communication

Step 1:

I send a hilarious gif

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Step 2: The responses

60%

No response

20%

Guy: Haha great opener.

Me: That might be my favorite movie. What’s your favorite scene?

::conversation ends::

10%

Guy: [says something sarcastic/bantery]

::banter continues::

Me: [prospect of someone being able to hold conversation leads to mental wedding planning]

Guy: So what are you looking for here.

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And that concludes every interaction ever on Bumble.

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