- Yes! Babypalooza!
- But let’s talk about [pregnant person], how are you feeling?
- 7pm is a little late to go out
- Anything about breasts
- You’re invited to [child’s] birthday party!
- I’m not drinking tonight (aka I’m pregnant again)
- Wow, you slept in till 9 am? 6 am is a treat for me since I have so much to do! Ha. Ha.
- Well your [hair, hips, privates, wardrobe] will never be the same once you have kids!
- Maybe instead of going out in the city you just want to come over here?
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