Remember the good old days where you’d sign up for a dating profile so a member of the opposite sex could judge you based on appearance alone and then invite you out to buy your own drink and decide if you want to make out with him?
Well, no more. Now you need to also navigate their open relationship with them.
Open relationships are relatively common online (more common that correctly spelling you’re, less common than looking for “a girl who looks great dressed up but can also hang out on the couch lol”).
This is fine.
It is also fine for me to say “no thank you, I don’t want to be involved.”
No, I don’t have any questions about the lifestyle. Really, I’m not curious, and I don’t care that your wife is totally on board. I don’t want to know how it works for you two, or how fulfilled I’d be.
It’s great that you’re happy, but it doesn’t require a dissertation. You’re trying to bone two people. The end.
I can barely find time for my naps and snacks in the same afternoon, I’m not trying to navigate you and your wife.